UFO replies

haha, was reading this last time before the common test but keep dun have the chance to blog abt it. this UFO thing is a message reply system that is only available in korea and japan(?not too sure). and its only available to official Cassiopeians (yup, those that subscribe like 43USD per year.) but this is the only place where you can get direct replies from the artistes you like. but you gotta admit some ask real stupid questions. haha. well, yoochun is really a glib talker, yunho and jaejoong are really sweet to the cassies, junsu is very shy and changmin is extremely sarcastic. LOL. but i like it. O.o

Fan: I want to be your kitten for one day~~~ hehe~~~ will you grant me this wish?
CM: I will give you to someone else….hehehe

Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT
everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!

Fan: I want to play a song for DBSK, and thus why I’m learning violin right now. But when I can really play for oppa’s, I will be a grandma
CM: please try^^ use this opportunity to study, you will play better and better!

Fan: I’m so sad. People have been ignoring me for a whole year now. I will work hard and get into Seoul Univerisity.
CM: he! Let’s go together! It’s very good, you should go!

Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day…
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!

Fan: (insert her name) yah, I love you!
CM: we don’t have this person here, look for her in the farm~~~[evil~~ haha]

Fan: oppa, do you like snow days? Hehe.. if it starts snowing... it will be really cold TT recently I caught a cold, I feel sick;;;
CM: take some medicine!

Fan: oppa~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please give me a reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM: Re !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he wrote them separately)

Fan: ABCD…my English is really good right? Haha
CM: what kind of reply do you want!!!!

Fan: I’m the chief for today, hehehe, do you want me to cook for you?
CM: no way!!
Fan: you should!!! I make very delicious cuisine!!!!!
CM: you did not get your license. [LOL. you need license to cook?]

Fan: oppa, please give me lessons; my grades will get better in a short time!
CM: you must rely on yourself!

Fan: what’s the best way to see oppa?
CM: TV~~~[so true... or internet! for poor souls like me...]

Fan: lalalalala~~ I’m a young girl, 19 TT not bad right??
CM: don’t you think young and 19 don’t really go together? [hmm... so 18 is still young right?=3]

Fan: if you don’t reply, I will torture you!!!! >< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaejoong: how scary! Hun hun;;; [zihui will not let you!!]

Fan: in this world his face is the smallest, his body is the most perfect, please come out Jung Yunho…oppa
Yunho: I’m embarrassed. I’m currently in the car replying your messages^^ [cutez. totally agree the part where his body is the most perfect. =] so hardworking. even working in the car.]

Fan: Shim Changmin, come here!
CM: where? [ haha, so true, WHERE?!]

Fan: do you know my heart?
CM: ^^

Fan: Jaejoong oppa, what’s your beauty secret?
Jaejoong: the secret is ONLY use water when I wash. [huh, i tried but i still get lost of pimples leh...]

Fan: between Yunho oppa and Junsu oppa, who has the leader aura?
Junsu: you can’t see the leader in my deep heart!

Fan: what are oppa’s doing?
CM: I told you to study, why are you still here? You want to die? Hehe, study! [aha, funny CM. but why is he so persistent that his fans study??]

Fan: oppa told me if I studied hard then I can come, is that real?
Junsu: if you come you have to work in the farm~ I want to live a life as a farmer!~ [simple junsu~~~]

Same fan: if I work in the farm, I think I can give oppa a good life!
Junsu: no you can’t… I have promised Yoochun that he would be the next one working in the farm, hehe [yoosu LOVE<3]

Same fan: I can’t win Yoochun, oppa please give me Changmin!
Junsu: not CM, no one can handle Changmin! [ya, how to live with all his sarcasms AND. you'll go broke just trying to feed him. LOL.]

Same fan [lucky girl to keep getting replies]: Junsu oppa, how can you change your mind like this, I’m going to take oppa away!
CM: wait until I turn 20 years old, at 12 o'clock, please take him away!

Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me!
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk.

Fan: what about during vacation? I’m studying in the library, reward me?
CM: reward? You need to study hard ^^

Fan: I have exams next week, but I cant focus, I’m going mad, what should I do TT?
CM: you lost your focus?

Fan: I’m placed number 3 in the school, why didn’t get a congraz from you with this kind of grade?? You have changed—
Yunho: yah, that’s really good! Congraz! [why does it sound like he's just entertaining her??]

Fan: are oppa’s in Korea right now? Ah, how great! ^__^
9:41CM: yes, in Korea ^^
Jaejoong: I’m happy too^^
9:54Yoochun: me too
[wa, all 3replied! they must have been real happy to be back in Korea]

Fan: yunho oppa, age is only a number right? Numbers can’t possibly increase our distance. Oppa I love you!
Yunho: hehehe, yeah, age is only a number, but I’m still embarrassed

Fan: today in school, I learned to do music reports on the radio, on there, there is oppa’s song which is number 3 on the Oricon Chart, oppa congraz!
Yunho: ^__^ thank you, we will be relying on you for good news! [hey, i can do it too! just that there's no UFO system in S'pore. hmph]

Fan: please do the things you want to do; you can only find happiness that way. Fans are too passionate sometimes; they may make you feel tired. But the only reason fans exist is because of your existence Yunho. I wish Yunho could show your true side to your fans. We don’t want to watch you getting hurt, please be happy always~
Yunho: thank you for your kind words, but I also wish that fans don't hurt themselves, please be careful! ^^ [sweet yunho. =]]
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[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa?? [LMAO!]

[UFO] Noodles, Nuguri is also yummy, but Snack myun is yummy too ㅋ Try it later ㅋㅋ[YunHo] Nuguri is good too but.. no matter what you say, ramen is Shin ramen and Ahnsungtangmyun(myun literally means noodles, but I think they're talking about brands of ramen here.)[i like Shin ramen too!! kimchi flavour!]

[UFO] Oppa!!! Play with me!! ㅋㅋ
[YunHo] Ok~ Let's play! What should we play?

[UFO] JaeJoong oppa! YunHo oppa said he'd play with me!When we play I should tell him to bring one of his mirrors
[JaeJoong] --+ Humph Fine have fun (*dryly*)! If I ever catch that husband

[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..?
[ChangMin] What^^? [hahahahaha...]

[UFO] I'm not going to be a fan anymore, it's oppas' fault for not replying.....From now on I'm going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I'll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan

[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I'll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker [LOL. so sarcastic! ]

[UFO] Ok I'll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I'm there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung? [stupid fans.. lol.]

[UFO] If you don't reply this time your voice will crack today!^^
[YooChun] Replied^^
[JunSu] If my voice cracks I'm going to think of you (blame) first
[JaeJoong] (My) voice is (probably) going to crack
[YunHo] Memories of the f-concert comes up..
[ChangMin] Do you want to die?^^
[all replied!! i think you must really select the questions you want to ask. =] they really care alot for their voices]

[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children's program called sex-ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!

[UFO] I want to be (a part of) DBSK... just once...
[ChangMin] You can't. You're Cassiopeia

[UFO] Oppas... Please reply... I'll be happy with a single dot...
[DBSK] . [ SUPER sarcastic!! love it. O.o]

[JunSu] (your) ID...........The person's ID was "pooing girl"
[UFO] 먼ㄹ이ㅏㅓㅁㄹ너ㅐ;ㅁㄴㄹ댜ㅏ (I didn't c&p, it was just keysmash and I wasn't going to type it out :x )
[ChangMin] Wth are you saying?!
[attract attention...]

[UFO] huu... It looks like YunHo oppa's timing and mine don't match
[JaeJoong] That's right your timing doesn't match! That's why you're getting a reply from me instead!!!

[UFO] ChangMin-oppa! The clothes you wore in the pic is the same as mine!This is a couple's clothing! We're a couple now
[ChangMin] I don't want to (be a couple) --ㅋㅋ^^

[UFO] ChangMin-ah.. Nuna isn't making you hurt or anything... reply to me... please?[ChangMin] (but) My hands hurt;

[UFO] Ue kyang kyang~~ I miss the sound of oppa's laughter~ T0T
[JunSu] Ue kyang kyang kyang kyang!! [miss his dolphin sounds. =)]

[UFO] JaeJoong oppa why do you like ChangMin oppa?
[JaeJoong] Because he's pretty ㅎㅎㅎ Although he hasn't been listening to me lately...

[UFO] It's Chinese class time right now~ My Chinese teacher also knows DBSK ㅋㅋ
[JaeJoong] O... I know that Chinese teacher too!
[UFO] O~ JaeJoong-oppa knows my Chinese teacher?? How do you know?? ㅋㅋ
[JaeJoong] That person wearing glasses!

[UFO] がんばってください^^ (ganbattekudasai^^/Please do your best ^^)
[YunHo] It's Japanese!! Ganbarimasu^^ (I'll do my best^^) <- he wrote this in Hangul -------------------------------

UFO: Honestly, you like BigEast more than Ca-ah (Short for Cassiopeia) right?
Changmin: You like your mom or your dad?

UFO: Oppa, why do you like Cassiopeia?
Changmin: Why do you like your mom [T.T]

UFO: My grades are unexplainable, there's no A
Changmin: That's insane
[pls la, mine cant even see the linings of a B. diao]

UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating? [ mmm is that his motto? XP]

UFO: Shim Changmin, you want to be like this? Right now, I drank 2 bottles of soju. My chest is about to rip, really
Changmin: If it's 2 bottles, you must drink well ^^

UFO: Do you like Gob-chang-ee or do you like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Changmin: I like me..

UFO: Changmin oppa, what is the fastest chicken in the world?
Changmin: I don't know...if I study, would I know?
[hahahaha. hmm,probably of you conduct enough experiments. LOL.]

UFO: Does oppa like a smart, but ugly girl. Stupid, but pretty girl, or do you like me?? ㅋㅋChangmin: I like my parents [er, that isn't in the options CM.]

UFO: I'm not nice
Changmin: How should I know
UFO: Am I nice?
Changmin: How should I know

UFO: Yunho oppa! If you don't reply, you have to marry me
Changmin: I have saved Yunho hyung's life.
[THANK YOU CM! your points have just increased by heaps and fold. =]=]]

UFO: My mom told me I'm prettier than Kim Taehwee
Changmin: All parents think their kids are pretty

UFO: Changmin-ah, you know that Nuna drinks soju because of you?It's raining, and I feel more depressed, I'm crying because of you..I sent over 400 messages and you don't even reply..
Changmin: Nuna. You have that much money? 400 messages!!Also you have a test tomorrow. Please study.Don't cry because of me, you have a test tomorrow and are you supposed to be drinking right now?

UFO: Changmin-ah, please send at least one message ㅠㅠIf you don't, Nuna will cry ㅠㅠJust think of it as saving one's life if you send a message
Changmin: By doing this, I saved a person..

UFO: Changmin-ah, I like you more than my boyfriend!! Sorry because I'm this kind of nuna--;; But I really do
Changmin: You can't do that Nuna~

UFO: Jagi-ya (It's like a nickname = Baby, Honey, Sweety, etc) what are you doing?
Changmin: Among the members, there's a member with the name of Jagi??

UFO: Oppa, you still watch videos.
Changmin: Now I don't watch those things. [haha, i rmb laughing hilariously at the vid where he admitted he watched those special vids. shall post it another day.]

UFO: Yesterday, I asked if you can say "hwaiting" for my test....
Yunho: Oppa's predictions for your good scores, I will look forward to it~ V*^ ^*V Lee-bbun-ee (basically means Pretty) Hwaiting![GRRrrr...]

UFO: Jaejoong Oppa! Is ______ (She used a string of random letters) more handsome or Yoochun Oppa?
Yoochun: Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UFO: I asked you to write some sentences in English
Changmin: Junsu hyung will..
(7 minutes later)Junsu: Changmin-ee will.. [haha, reminded me ofthat time when xiah tried to speak english. ROFL]

UFO: Usually, you don't reply to younger ones? I can drink soju!
Jaejoong: Go drink! But I already replied ^^!

UFO: I love you (she wrote romanji) I love you (in korean) this is what I can only say
Yunho: Those are said when two seperate, but we won't break up [AWWwww...]

UFO: This is a secret but.. I really like Dongbanshinki's Uknow Yunho
Yunho: This is a secret but.. Thank you and I will try to never let you regret that you like me [i will NEVER regret. O.o <3<3<3]

UFO: Jaejoong-ah whenever I see you, I don't know why I cry. Sing to me forever
Jaejoong: Because I want to thank you always, I sing..^^ [

UFO: i knew i loved you before i met you. i think i dreamed you into life(She translates it in Korean here)
Yoochun: i knew i loved you before i met you. i have been waiting all my life(He translates it in Korean here) [yoochun really noes how to make girls happy. sweet talker]

UFO: Oppa what do you think is honey (she wrote honey in English)
Yoochun: Jagi-ya~
Changmin: Honey (he translated it into Korean, meaning the food) [haha, foodmin!! lol. but that was a good one.]

UFO: Oppa is mine
Jaejoong: Jagi is mine. [aww...zh.can change your name to jagi??haha]

UFO: Oppwah you can't reply one message?!?! yo? Am I cuter? yo? Or is Shya (I think she means Xiah) Oppwah cuter? yo? Reply gogo!(She added the yo to make it sound more formal XD In Korean, adding a yo to the end of the sentences is more formal-like.)
Changmin: Are you telling me to not reply or what..;;

UFO: Aren't you too close to the Codi (coordinator) un'es? Making me jealous. Hng....
Yoochun: Codi nunas are just codis^^
Yunho: Aigoo~ Our always-jealous Cassiopeia^__^
Changmin: Were you jealous? I understand now I will not play.

UFO: Will you please stop leaving us depressed, not replying to our messages? I'm being serious
Changming: Just go to sleep

UFO: Oppa if I get first place for the top scores in school, let's eat together one time. I'll buy
Changmin: Let's talk about this when you get first place

UFO: Changmin-ah~ If the hyungs tease you by calling you oldie, tell Nuna~ I'll punish them!!Changmin: I'm young, so it's fine ^^

UFO: (insert picture) Changmin-ah~ You want to go eat Gobchang with me? It looks good huh? T_T I want to see you enjoy eating it ♡
Changmin: Hm.

UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission?? [*nods* that's gross. who will agree?? WEIRD.]

UFO: Yunho oppa, have you ever thought your face was small? Poob Poob Poob (sounds)Changmin: Yunho hyung's head is really small...-.-

UFO: it's raining man~ (typed it in English) If there are raining Changmins in the sky, Nuna will be so happy~
Changmin: Isn't it scary?

UFO: It's raining in Korea right now...You want to eat Gobchang and drink soju with Nuna? ㅋㅋChangmin: If you eat with me, it will cost a lot ㅋㅋ
UFO: It's fine, you know, Nuna has a lot of money? ㅋㅋ Or you want to go jogging outside with me?
Changmin: I thought you said it was raining, can you jog when it's raining??

UFO: Your eyes are gorgeous oppa
Changmin: How about my lips?

UFO: Only for one day, if I can be Jun Jihyun oo baby~ Can something happen?
Changmin: You can't

UFO: Are the oppa-deul (plural for oppa) sleeping?
Changmin: Uh (Yeah)~~~~~~

UFO: You are thinking of Ca-ah (short for Cassiopeia) right? If you aren't, never mind
Changmin: I was getting ready though;

UFO: Reply please!
Changmin: Replied. [hey, that sounds like what we will say!]

UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry! (>_<)
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring..--;;

(11:55PM) -> I found the time, so I just put it haha. Shows how late Changmin stays up to reply.
UFO: Umma-yah!!!!!!!!!!Everyone, who are you?
Changmin: Human...
(The "Umma-yah" phrase is probably just another phrase for "omg" rofl.)

UFO: Oppa, how about a hot night with me?
Jaejoong: Oppa has already promised with Uknow!! [jaeho LOVE!<3]

these are some scans... these are the latest replies frm DBSK. dated 7th june 2008. pls click on the pic for a larger view. =]



i love this one on scan 6.
Fan: Yunho Oppa! Pick a wedding day! which day works for you??
Yunho: Who's getting married? [LMAO]

Credits: as indicated on the pics
crunchyroll forums

there are lots of jaeho love in those replies from the scans. haiz. too bad. s'pore does not have such a system. if not, they'll probably be TOO busy replying to do anything else. haha. considering they got into the Guinnes world book of records for having the biggest fanclub in the WORLD. and that is only official members not including those too poor to pay subscription very year yet. lol.

P.S: oops, after posting this den realised that zh oso posted on UFO replies. haha. anyway, its great fun to read them. =]=] and i oso realised this is a SUPER long post. takes up like 3/5 of the page. haha. and i increased the no. of posts on one page to 6! =]